My System Thinks This Is a Wasteland

In the era when all the people were cultivating immortality, there was serious involution. Chen Mo, a high school scumbag, awakened to the "apocalyptic survival system", but the system had cognitive confusion and firmly believed that the world was already a nuclear war wasteland. In the eyes of the system: the class teacher is a "mutated brainworm" trying to brainwash, the arrogant Qingmei is an "S-level female tyrant" who keeps humans in captivity, and even the cute spiritual beasts are lurking "biochemical monsters". In order to survive the various "crises" warned by the system, Chen Mo was forced to change his style of painting: Others fly with their swords, and they are full of fairy spirit; he has practiced the "spoon killing technique", specializing in the weak points of magic weapons, and shattering the best flying swords with one spoon. Others make elixirs and take medicine; he shows off his "biochemical spicy rabbit head" and develops a steel stomach that is invulnerable to all poisons. Counterattack with other people's spells; he took out the thickened version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" with his backhand, knocked down his opponent with one brick, and triggered a critical hit to stun him. "Brother Tongzi, that's just a passing physical cultivator." No! That's a heavily armored mecha! Attack the vents under his armpits! This is a hilarious story that uses wasteland logic to rectify the world of immortality, relying on a spoon and a brick to convince people through physics.