Please Call Me the True Lord of a Hundred Arts

Golden finger: Since the Great Dao is so heartless, let’s seize the workings of Heaven, grow living things, and change our own fate.

Gu Ziling: So my golden finger isn’t just diligence rewarded by Heaven. I wonder if my pseudo-spiritual root can be cultivated into a living treasure of creation.

Years later, someone said, “The True Lord knows ninety-eight of the hundred arts of immortality.”

Gu Ziling, however, said, “I’m just a gardener. I study the arts of immortality only so I can grow flowers.”

That’s enough talk. My spiritual root is about to bloom. When it does, I’ll give you a flower of creation.

What? Don’t be scared. I grafted a lot of things onto this arm while cultivating it. It just looks terrifying, but it’s not that scary.