It's New Year's, and I'm Blasting Cow Dung with the Goddess
过年了，我带天仙炸牛粪
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- Completed
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- 230k Words
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- Urban
- Subgenre
- Showbiz Romance
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- 3y ago
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A few days ago I watched a video of Yang Mi slaughtering pigs, frying cow dung, and dancing the Yangko during Chinese New Year.
Holy crap, this smells so strong!
Your name screams "failure." Don't be reckless. Just start a new book and follow the same formula (the one where you got the premium badge). Even many top authors and platinum-level players stay in their comfort zones and don't stoop to making money. It's not shameful.
Why are there so many people exploding with filth lately?
🐶Hey, are you going to write it or not? Just say something already!
Does she even know? Why don't you guys do her a favor and call her over to take a look?
When I was a kid, we used to make firecrackers out of cigarette paper and stick them in cow dung on the road, and some people even got burned. Back then, we were always careful around cow dung, afraid there might be a firecracker inside. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
What's going on these past two days? Did someone have an accident? This just came out and you're already like this??
Not only did you take her to fry cow dung, you also took her to eat poop! 😒😒
It's a complete flop, yet it's still listed on the recommendation page.