Journey to the West: From the Start, I Trick Brother Monkey into Seeking Immortals at Penglai

Journey to the West, wild imagination, comedy, feel-good power fantasy, fantasy. After transmigrating into the spirit of Flower-Fruit Mountain, he activates the Journey to the West Delay System. All he has to do is delay the Journey to the West to receive generous rewards. [Sun Wukong is about to be born. Make your choice.] [Delay Sun Wukong's birth and receive a massive amount of cultivation.] [Prevent Sun Wukong from being born and receive the Great Grade Celestial Immortal Art, the Seventy-Two Transformations, and the Somersault Cloud.] [Make Sun Wukong born with poor natural aptitude and receive the Nine Revolutions Profound Art.] And so, the monkey becomes a good-for-nothing with terrible aptitude! [Sun Wukong is preparing to set out to sea. Make your choice.] And so, two hundred years pass, and the monkey still hasn't become an immortal. Jade Emperor: “This monkey's cultivation is so weak. How is he supposed to wreak Havoc in Heaven? I agreed to put on a show, but this is clearly impossible!” Tathagata: “We agreed that I would suppress him beneath Five Elements Mountain. Why hasn't it been my turn yet?” … [Tang Sanzang is about to be born. Make your choice.] And so, as soon as Tang Sanzang is born, he is taken to a Taoist temple and made into a Taoist priest. … The world of Journey to the West is thrown into complete chaos by his arrival. (For now, this book has no female lead, no groveling after women, and no long-winded characters.)