I Don’t Envy Mandarin Ducks or Immortals, I Only Envy President Li Every Day

Li Huowang, who used to make a living selling fish, was sentenced to three hundred years in the Mountain of Blades Hell after his death. But thanks to a mysterious contract, he stormed the underworld and returned to life. When he signed his first contract, Li Huowang was hunted by fish for seven days. One bite would have killed him. Fortunately, after surviving all seven days, he gained an evolving fish and ten contract points. Contract points are rewards for fulfilling contracts. They can be spent on his body to strengthen his physical attributes, on skills and spells to increase their power, or even on equipment to improve its quality. For his second contract, Li Huowang was transported into the game Honor of Kings. If he returned alive, he could choose any skill and piece of equipment from the game, and would receive another ten contract points. For his third contract, Li Huowang spent seven days in a haunted house. Fortunately, armed with the ox head he had received from the start, he cooked the evil spirits for a late-night snack. As his contract points piled up, Li Huowang achieved sainthood through his physical body and swept through the city. In the end, his formidable gear was so enviable that even the Lord of the Universe was jealous. People say, “I envy neither mandarin ducks nor immortals. I envy Huowang every day.”