NBA: I'm the True God of Basketball

Here's a joke: a player who needs two seconds to get going on a three-point shot, and he's a regular starter in the NBA? That cracks me up! Original text: A two-second gap, the movement was so slow it was speechless, the original open advantage was worn away, and the player who caught up seriously interfered. Those who say it's not slow should read the original text themselves; it's the complete original description.

This perfect score for a three-pointer should only refer to an uncontested, stationary three-pointer, otherwise it would be too insane. There are also high-difficulty three-pointers, dribble-stop three-pointers, step-back three-pointers, contested three-pointers, fast three-pointers, and super long-range three-pointers, etc.

Are second-round draft picks signed for three years so they can directly get a max contract later? After all, the Arenas rule restricts second-round draft picks from signing only two-year contracts to players who have made a comeback.

The quality of novels on Qidian has declined drastically, and they're filled with the smell of social niceties and money. This book has 20,000 favorites? I love reading historical and sports novels; both genres are relatively rigorous. However, there's a surge of elementary school-level writing these days.

The author's math skills are phenomenal; even our boss, Shi Yuzhu, calls him a grandmaster! So-and-so's accuracy is 99%, and then they added another 5%! Good heavens! I was completely stunned, and I only made 2 out of 5 shots! Author, you're really wasting your talent writing books; you should develop your career in Myanmar.

Wow, averaging 20+ points per game in the NBA playoffs, and there's not a peep in China. Turns out the Chinese media and basketball association can control everything now.

After reading chapter 210, I finally decided not to subscribe anymore. I consciously lowered my standards for a basketball thriller, enduring all sorts of bloated details, but you can't just blatantly feed readers garbage! Yao Ming gets fouled out for the season, and he just meekly endures it. I thought you were going to write a lone hero story, but that's not it.

Hilarious! After watching the beginning, he's supposed to be good enough for the NBA, but his stats are only in the forties. He'd probably be way below the benchwarmer. I suggest the author write about football instead; I'd wholeheartedly support using this method to satirize Chinese football.

I've been following this book all along, and I'm still disgusted... Or rather, disgusted by the author! "In my dreams, you wouldn't dare bully me!" I'm sure everyone agrees with what Xia Luo said in *Goodbye Mr. Loser*. Back to the book, Wang Chao is already the greatest player in NBA history, or at least tied for first, and is also a super-rich tycoon and a world-renowned figure.

How did this kind of book even get published? Are there any basketball books left that are still readable?