Something's Off About My Romance Options

[No NTR, so dive in without worry]

Late at night, Lu Yuan was strolling along a street outside campus with his senior.

Her cheeks were flushed, and the dim yellow light from the alley fell across her shoulders. She gently tugged at the corner of his clothes with both hands.

“The school gates should be locked by now... What are we going to do?”

“Uh...”

Following her shy yet excited gaze, Lu Yuan looked toward the little inn at the end of the alley. A menu of options appeared in his mind.

[Option One: Go with the flow and suggest staying at the inn for the night since it's too late to get back to school. Reward for completion: Unable to perform.]

[Option Two: Play the pig to eat the tiger, claim the inn is a dump, and invite your senior to a nicer hotel. Reward for completion: Instant death.]

[Option Three: Go completely wild, take your senior to an internet cafe for an all-nighter, and enjoy playing a two-person ranked match until dawn. Reward for completion: One little pudding popsicle.]

[Option Four: Be a coward, worry about getting caught out past curfew, and take your senior over the back hill to climb the wall into school. Reward for completion: 100,000 soft yuan.]

Uh...

Looking at the goddess before him, with her fair skin, beautiful face, and long legs, Lu Yuan silently apologized...

Sorry, Senior. Could you please let your junior cash in on you?