Infinite Horrors: Starting with the Cabin in the Woods

I once raced cars with the Wen brothers and borrowed a light from Constantine.

I swam wherever I pleased in Crystal Lake, and even taught Jason how to play baseball.

I stole elm seeds on Elm Street. Even when Freddy saw me, he pretended not to notice.

Michael panicked when he couldn't find his white mask.

The Texas Jigsaw thought, “As a human being, I am very sorry.”

The world is so big, and Fang Qingyuan said he wanted to go see it. But after traveling all around, he realized that the glass suite at the Cabin in the Woods suited him best. Every friend here is talented and gifted, and they're all so pleasant to talk to. Fang Qingyuan says he absolutely loves it here.

There's just one thing to keep in mind: watch the time when the festivities begin, or the ancient god buried underground will reach out a giant hand and crush us all to pieces.

P.S. Transmigrate, System, stat points, proficiency, a hodgepodge of ideas, mostly based on American comic-book horror movies. The protagonist is a monster housed at the Cabin in the Woods from the start.