Madam, This Poor Monk Doesn't Practice Buddhism!

If you travel through time and become a disciple of Buddha, you will start with a top-notch Taoist weapon. "The Buddha is causing harm to the country, and we are rebelling against him!" The world of immortal cultivators gnashed their teeth! "There is a monster monk in the lower world, go and attack him quickly!" Heaven was furious! "Ah! The evil monk is coming? Go and invite the saint!" All the immortals wailed! ………… The crazy monk laughed: "They say that saints are unkind and treat the common people as stupid dogs? Ha... Don't you know that it's not just the common people who have become mutinous dogs! Let's look at the catastrophe. Who dares to escape? Who can escape! ! ! " ………… "Madam! Please take a seat!" … … … PS: Non-systematic writing, non-systematic writing, non-systematic writing! Say important things three times