Lü Bu: My Immortal Cultivation Simulator

【System elements】+【Decisive and ruthless】+【Absurd humor】 The ultimate Three Kingdoms fanatic, Lü Fengxian, wakes up to find himself in the Three Kingdoms era as Lü Bu. It is the third year of Jian’an, and Cao Cao’s army has completely surrounded Xiapi with a full hundred thousand troops... At first, all he wants is to laugh his way through life. But he never expected that, with the help of a cultivation-simulation System, things would get wilder and wilder. He can simulate not only his own life, but other people’s lives as well. At White Gate Tower, he is a God of War who refuses to bow to fate: “My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s! Whether I live or die is up to me!” In Zhaoyun Village, Changshan, he is the close-hearted big brother who shares a bed with Zhao Yun: “Having Zilong is like a tiger growing wings!” At Wolong Ridge, he is a humble gentleman who respects the worthy, dislikes fighting, and makes three visits to the thatched cottage: “Liang, I’ve come all the way here three times. How about coming out and giving me a hand?” At Cao Cao’s residence in Xuchang, he chats with Cao Cao over wine and plums, debating who counts as a hero: “Tao Qian of Xuzhou killed your father. Would you call him a hero? Zhang Xiu of Wancheng killed your eldest son and nephew. Would you call him a hero?” In Lujiang Prefecture, he is the king of spies and a doting husband, a minor official who refuses to be pushed into hanging himself from a branch in the southeast: “Mother, don’t nag! I want both Qin Luofu and Liu Lanzhi!!” Outside Wancheng, he is the northern spear king, a god of death who refuses to sell his aunt for glory: “My spear is ready! Cao the villain, Jia Xu, you’re all going to die!”