Azkaban: Hogwarts' Fifth House

The Sorting Hat cries out, "Azkaban!" And so, a harmless gentleman makes his entrance. Before the Forbidden Forest, by the Black Lake, Hagrid's laughter rings far and wide. The giant spider has eight eyes, but turns around and becomes a spider girl. The basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets stands proud and unyielding. The battle between dragons and snakes rages on, and the Winged Death hatches from its shell, leaving Newt in tears. Azkaban has welcomed its true king! The righteous soul becomes a black dog, while the cunning old rat is scared out of his wits. The Goblet of Fire, ablaze with intrigue, becomes a laughingstock. The resurrected Dark Lord becomes a plaything. Why are minotaurs surging along the banks of the Ganges? Is it a collapse of morality, or the breakdown of reproductive isolation? No! This is serious research into the origins of wizards. Unrest stirs once more in England. Two Dark Lords appear together, and their battle amid the black mist casts a pall over the land. Yet the instigator sits nearby, chatting and laughing. Welcome, Lolo Selkas Beifeng, and congratulations on being expelled from Hogwarts.