Slacking Off on the Left, Cultivating Immortality on the Right

Reborn in a world of immortal cultivation, Lu Boling somehow wound up with three absurd skills by slacking off right under his master's nose.

One day, his master went down the mountain to rescue someone, leaving him alone at the mountain temple. Just then, a monster showed up.

Lu Boling: “I'm just a mortal. It's perfectly reasonable to lock the door so the monster won't eat me, right?”

Monster: “What kind of normal person puts hundreds of locks on a door?!”