
Cut It Out, I Really Am a Director
别闹了,我真的是导演
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- Ongoing
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- 783k Words
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- Urban
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- Showbiz Romance
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Um, I wanted to talk about the female lead's salary. The main character kept emphasizing that actors' salaries shouldn't be too high. Veteran actors and TV Kings getting eight million for a lead role is fine, but the female lead is just a newcomer, a college student, and the author directly gave her four million. Isn't that contradicting himself? The main character really knows how to save money. Wouldn't it be better to use that money to do more special effects shots?
I really enjoyed the beginning, but what are you writing later? A female supporting role in a stand-up comedy show who's never acted before, and you're asking for 400,000? The lead actress comes in with 4 million and you're asking for 10 million? Are you schizophrenic?
Author, you're really thirsty! New actors get paid over 4 million per film, and any woman you see will fawn over you. Are you a virgin for nine lifetimes?
The protagonist went it alone too hastily, without any connections, and the TV series only lasted three seasons before being discontinued. His eagerness for quick success and instant benefits has already backfired in reality.
Doesn't the author read his own books? He keeps contradicting himself; what he says is like farting.
The first poisonous advertisement script was given away for free, but the director didn't even get paid. UnionPay offered 300,000, but he turned it down, claiming he was a novice director? The second poisonous TV drama script had a budget of 5 million, yet the director said the actors were all his, adding another 5 million? What is this if not incompetence? What kind of gold is this actor made of?
Do you have some obsession with The Wandering Earth? Why did it have to be The Wandering Earth as the first movie? Wouldn't it have been better to make a low-budget film to test the waters?
Bro, honestly, the TV series you recommended aren't that great. They weren't a sensation when they were first made, so why are they all considered huge hits by you? According to you, would "Dream Chasing in the Entertainment Industry" get a 9 or higher score from you?
I'm dropping this book. You're already getting cocky after just a few TV dramas? What kind of company spends tens or hundreds of millions on TV dramas? And would you even show the entire script to the company before signing a contract? Hundreds of millions for your first movie? Does he even live in Vietnam? Does he use Vietnamese Dong? Has the author ever seen any money? All this hype is rubbish.
That's incredibly ambitious... First, an advertisement; second, a short romantic drama; third, filming "The Eighth Pawnshop"; and now they're preparing to film "The Wandering Earth"... What's next? "Three Kingdoms" or "Journey to the West"? Why not prepare some low-budget, high-return films first to test the waters and build up popularity and funding? There are plenty of low-budget, profound films like "Crazy Stone" and "Lost in Thailand," and they were all huge hits.