Marvel's Super Agent Squad

After defeating the Deep, the villain from The Boys universe, and locking him up in the Big Guy Bar, he gets the Soul Reaper zanpakuto's shikai, Suzumushi!

After helping Iron Man chop the Iron Monger down to his birthday suit, he gets the Soul Reaper zanpakuto Hells' Gate!

After slashing Magneto across the butt, he gets the Soul Reaper zanpakuto's shikai, Hozukimaru!

After defeating the corrupted Batman from the DC universe and snapping a photo of him badly wounded and wearing a diaper, he gets the Soul Reaper Kido spell: Black Coffin!

Dick thought he'd gotten himself a pretty good System and was ready to laugh triumphantly. But when he saw the dark mass of alien troops flying overhead, along with armies of villains who had transmigrated from other worlds, he couldn't help sighing. “This mission won't be easy!”

After calming Wolverine down with liquor and cigarettes, soothing Rogue with sweet talk, and stomping on Deadpool, Dick sighed again:

“This team looks like it'll be a handful, too!”

PS: This is a task force that cares about heroes' benefits, insists that good people should be rewarded and bad people punished, and likes to meddle!

Dick: Making sacrifices in silence and taking the fall for the higher-ups? Only an idiot would do that!

My team will get both money and recognition. Someone else can take the fall!

Other foolhardy heroes might get conned by Nick Fury, the Black Egg, but I'll con him so hard he'll be limping!