Honghuang: The Controller of Tribulations Is Way Too Cautious!

[Primordial World! Cautious protagonist! Behind-the-scenes mastermind! Supreme being!] Mo Wen transmigrates to the Primordial World by chance, becoming the Thunder Spirit born at the dawn of creation from the interweaving of the first thunderbolt and the power of tribulation. As he takes on a physical form, he enters a mysterious palace, gains control of tribulations, completes the Heavenly Dao, and obtains a fragment of its authority. From then on, when the myriad races of the Primordial World took physical form, they could temper their bodies by enduring tribulations and earn the blessings of the Heavenly Dao! Mo Wen: The Primordial World is so dangerous. I'm absolutely not going outside! Thunder? Making thunder is hard work. Those guys should at least pay a processing fee, right? Don't worry, fair to everyone, young and old! No fee? Then just wait. Maybe our paths will cross again! What, a powerful cultivator wants to break through the tribulation clouds and disperse the thunder tribulation? Here's your answer: Get struck dead! Someone really got killed by a tribulation? Sorry, I accidentally unleashed a Nine-Nine Thunder Tribulation! The victim's elders demand an explanation? Mo Wen: I did it on purpose. What are you going to do about it? When I get serious, I even strike myself with lightning! The Three Pure Ones: This thunder tribulation seems to be outside the Heavenly Dao's control. Who would dare plot against the disciples of us Sages? Jieyin and Zhunti: The one who controls this thunder tribulation is destined to join our Western Teachings. They could become its third leader. We only ask that the disciples of the Western Teachings pass their tribulations safely! Nuwa: Members of the demon race, whatever you do, don't provoke the one who controls the thunder tribulation! Hongjun: I am the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao. Why can't I control the thunder tribulation? Heavenly Dao: Don't ask. The answer is simply: I don't know! (What, you dare say I can't count? It's not that I can't count. I'm just afraid of... Well, you're right. I can't count!) [This is a different kind of Primordial World. Don't get hung up on the details, big shots. Read without fear, and if you don't like it, please don't flame the author!]