Reporting, General! Your Wife Can Read Minds!

The River Styx water was watered down, and the Sugar King’s daughter was reborn with her sugar-making memories. Just as she was getting ready to make a fortune with the scraps of memory she retained, a renowned Daoist master wanted to take her as his disciple and was determined to lead her onto the righteous path.

An old official from the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, skilled at reading the stars and predicting the weather, said her luck was excellent and offered to pass on all his skills so she could live freely.

Bai Fuer planted her hands on her hips. “I’ll take both of you as my masters!”

Unfortunately, neither master was reliable. They talked a big game, but when it came to doing the work, they were casual as could be.

Bai Fuer was left to fend for herself. In the end, all she could say was, “Master, get ’em!”

She thought that was how the story would end, but then a miraculous sign descended from the heavens, and Bai Fuer’s whole worldview came crashing down…

A fawning mule said, “Hey, why not buy me? Mule Grandpa will carry you ten thousand miles through wind and rain.”

A well-behaved little black dog said, “Buy me! I’m great at picking out chicks and ducklings. I’m the perfect choice to help you make a fortune.”

A cauliflower snake in the grass said, “You stepped on my tail, you know that?”

The animal world was so fascinating. Bai Fuer looked up, and a figure appeared in her field of vision. Her pupils shrank. A handsome young man furrowed his brow, his heart pounding as he remembered the fear of being bossed around by this girl as a child. He turned and ran…

Bai Fuer was delighted. “Handsome young man, where do you think you’re going? Mule, chase him~~~”