I Logged Into the Cultivation Game a Century Early

To be honest, the beginning was a bit toxic. It said you could log in a hundred years in advance, then suddenly the protagonist was forced offline, and when they logged back in, a hundred years had passed. How is that any different from not logging in at all?

What's with the latest chapter? You promised a hundred years' advance login, are you changing the setting? The protagonist is a teenager now, only in his twenties when the game launches on May 1st. Hurry up and change the name, author, this is fraud!

Writing a body-transformation story? Okay, everyone can stop hoping for it. The book will be banned in a few months.

After writing so many novels, do you still not distinguish between "he" and "she"? Is the main character male or female? Can you be more specific?

After the protagonist reaches the Purple Mansion realm, things get really bad. In the game, it's unclear what he's doing, raising disciples, doing bits and pieces here and there, all in a chaotic mess. In reality, it's even worse. You can't see any deep feelings between relatives and friends. Why even include a cousin? The relationship isn't that great. She doesn't contribute anything to the plot. She's not even worth mentioning; she's just too empty.

Did they just disappear without a trace? Or is there a second volume? If not, give me your address, I'm sending you a knife!

This book will probably be a permanent fixture on my bookshelf. It's much better than those books that claim to be available a thousand years in advance; the pacing is perfect.

The author just ran away with the bucket?

Stop calling them "demoness" all the time; it's awkward. These are normal fights between cultivators. Stop with the "demoness" and "evil magic" stuff all the time. They're practically monsters! If they're discovered to be... Well, that's one thing.

I almost choked on my own blood; I'd rather have written it twenty years earlier.