
I Really Don't Want to Be a Simp Anymore
我真的不想当舔狗了
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I thought, there are a lot of female researchers and scientists. Find someone who studies nuclear fusion or military industry and make money from it. Why do I donate tens of billions to a woman's research project just to please her? I asked whether it's romantic or not. I have money and am willful.
Although some people criticized it before, the author's writing style is good, and he really wrote it with his heart. And it's not just about spending money to create feelings, but he has gone through a lot of things. But after the first heroine was tortured, yes, it was torture. The heroine ran away twice while lying on his bed, which was poisonous. Basically, this book can definitely be a eunuch novel. No one likes eunuch novels nowadays, and it is also unrealistic. There will be no such people in reality. The heroine likes the protagonist very much, but the protagonist still doesn't like the heroine. This is where the problem arises. The main character doesn't sleep because he doesn't want to be a scumbag. But if you deceived someone's feelings and found a second heroine, wouldn't you be a scumbag? I can't understand eunuch stories anyway. Anyway, you can read this book in the early stages. It's old and poison-resistant, but after I was sure it was a eunuch story, I really couldn't bear it.
Chased twice. Every time I read dozens of chapters, I couldn't stand it anymore. It was so frustrating. I spent money on the anchor anonymously, and was humiliated by my love rival and classmates A, B, C, and D. The protagonist didn't care at all. You should write about cuckolds cultivating immortality, not about heroes.
How to describe this book Just like playing DNF and finally revealing the graduation epic, please give me a link. The link is broken. It's very interesting. I know you wrote the book at the starting point, but I thought you were filming a harem anime in Japan. No wonder there are few comments in the book. Do current authors like to force readers to abandon their books?
The reason why this book is not popular is because the system was not explained clearly in the first few chapters. Only after seeing it later did I understand: 1. There can only be one strategy object, and it is replaced one by one. Only when the previous one is completed, the next one will be opened 2. It does not mean that the strategy is successful when it is knocked down, but the favorability. And favorability in this system = true love. Maybe many couples who are passionately in love cannot reach 90 favorability points. 3. There is a limit to the favorability bonus brought by wealth. If the protagonist's massive wealth is basically discovered by the target of the strategy, but the favorability is still not up to standard, there may be an embarrassing situation where the system becomes stuck after living together for a lifetime and being unable to complete the strategy. So, in this system's strategy, mindlessly throwing money away is a very risky type of gambling and is not advisable. On the contrary, the safest way is to first use daily strategies to increase your favorability, and to complete the strategies with a layer of mystery and unique charm without even exposing your wealth. The author didn't make it clear before, so he persuaded a large number of people to quit. I was almost persuaded to quit at that time. In fact, the book shortage has returned, so I suggest revising the first few pictures.
I couldn't help but feel unhappy after watching most of it. The author was trying to seem drunk even if he didn't have a harem. The ambiguous plot has been laid out well enough. The two of them are already an obvious couple. It's the first time that a girl sleeps with you in her underwear, and you lie on top of him and you don't even get to do it in the end. You also find various excuses to show that you respect others. The second time in the bathroom, the girl was obviously trying to seduce you while she was wet, so much so that her hood broke off and she ran away again, worried about offending someone. If the other party is in a normal relationship and just wants to seduce you, but you are actually a couple, it is most reasonable to have sex at this time. Are all the excuses you are looking for just to show that you are not a harem novel? Then you should not write such extreme scenes, just write a little ambiguous. If you don't do it under those circumstances, there is only one explanation in reality, and that is that men can't do it. It makes me angry to see
This book... I can only say it is extremely poisonous.
Mother's Day is here. Isn't it too much to buy some funds, buy a few buildings, and give hundreds of millions of red envelopes to your mother? Buying dozens of cars for your mother is not too much, right? Why do you have to spend it on others?
He's as good as the school beauty's personal eunuch.
Book Review of the First 1000 Chapters
I went to my grandma's house during the Mid-Autumn Festival and found this book because I was bored. After that, I was restrained for 10 days. The biggest selling point of this book is the novel setting of dog-licking money. In the process of Jiang Chen pursuing Li Shurui and Pei Yunxi, Jiang Chen racked his brains to give the women money, and his own wealth gradually accumulated to several billions. But after the strategy targets Lan Peizhi and Ms. Cao, the method of raising money has been fixed as investing in projects of the Great Wall Group. Since Lan Peizhi and Ms. Cao are both shareholders of the group, they can also use licking money to spend money on the group. At this point, the currency system in the book begins to expand. Millions of luxury cars are bought at any time, projects of one or two billion are mentioned in the text, and the expenditures for licking the dog money are often in units of tens or hundreds of billions. Except for the licking dog gold setting, the author created many impressive characters in the early stage, such as Li Shurui and Shi Qianqian. Each of these characters has their own growth path, rather than serving the protagonist. By the time I read Chapter 1000, Shi Qianxi had already become a strong business woman. Looking back at the previous scenes where she and Jiang Chen were acting rogue when they first met, it was hard to imagine that they were the same person. The plot design of the author's novel is reasonable and the inner description of the characters is true. In the process of pursuing Li Shurui, Li Shurui's favorability towards Jiang Chen went from minus 80 to the success of the strategy, and many unforgettable stories happened in the process. What impressed me the most was the scene where Li Shurui slipped and fell off a cliff, and Jiang Chen risked his life to save others. At that time, Jiang Chen was still very poor, but with a sincere heart, he suddenly turned Li Shurui's favorability towards him from negative to positive. The plot is real and reasonable, and the favorability is increased steadily. Instead of spending a lot of money, it echoes the title and wins the beauty back by being a dog licker. This is why I think the first volume (Strategy of Li Shurui) is successful. But at the stage of conquering Lan Peizhi, the main theme of the novel no longer revolves around the word "dog licking". In fact, it can no longer be written like this. After all, Jiang Chen is a big boss, so what kind of woman does he want? When it comes to conquering Miss Cao, the main theme of the book has almost completely revolved around the expansion of the male protagonist's business territory. Although there are still a lot of descriptions of Jiang Chen's interaction and flirting with the opposite sex around him, it is difficult to feel as immersive as when he was pursuing Li Shurui before. After all, the opposite sex around Jiang Chen at this time are all worth hundreds of billions and stunningly beautiful, which is seriously separated from real life. In a nutshell. All in all, I have mixed feelings about this book so far. First of all, I admire it. As mentioned above, this book is indeed well written in many places. Just looking at the first three hundred chapters, it is undoubtedly an excellent romance novel. The second is regret. By the 1,000th chapter of the book, there is basically no convincing plot to increase the favorability. After all, the strengthening of a relationship requires the fuel of adversity. How can one fall in love with someone sincerely without experiencing challenges together? But in Mr. Jiang's eyes, is there such a thing as adversity? By the 1000th chapter, the male protagonist is already extremely powerful. No matter which country he goes to, everything goes smoothly. (Ps: Many readers have been scolding the book in the first two hundred chapters, saying that this is not a fun story, and that the male protagonist will not spend money. These book lovers should really read it patiently, because it will be so exciting later on.) What followed was the neglect of the setting of the dog-licking gold, and the male protagonist at this time has already focused on his own business territory. Even the male protagonist in the book clearly states that he hopes his favorability will increase slowly so that it does not affect his ability to use money to engage in business wars. You know, what most readers (well, at least I think so) want to see is a plot in which the male protagonist is forced to rack his brains to think of ways to improve and capture the target's relationship, driven by the licking gold system, and struggles in emotional whirlpools (this is what the author is good at writing). Instead of business wars, agent wars, revitalizing China, saving the world... The above are just my subjective opinions. Maybe the author never thought of "dog licking" as the theme of the novel from the beginning, otherwise it would be impossible for Jiang Chen's career to rise steadily. After all, the boss Jiang in Chapter 1000 has nothing to do with dog licking. It can be seen that the author wants to give this book a deeper core, rather than write a superficial and mindless article. But is the core of the story that the poor male protagonist accidentally obtains the system and uses the system to revitalize China too noble? Is this theme too heavy? Perhaps, there is no need for Jiang Chen to shoulder the entire burden on himself. He is not Miss Cao, the prince brother, or Uncle Sui. He is just an ordinary person. Best wishes, Jiang Chen Best wishes, the great pagoda