The Devil Is Actually Me

In a tavern, a tale is making the rounds: through evil contracts, the Demon Circus has taken control of beautiful young women from every race in the world... The beautiful, defiant princess of a fallen kingdom... the innocent dwarf girl who knows nothing of the world... the mysterious, noble forest elf... the supreme goddess, sullied after losing the War of the Gods... Albums, movie tickets, postcards, concerts, fan-signing events... If even one sales target isn’t met, the goddesses of their dreams will be forced to take the stage. Damn it! We can’t let the demons get their way, no matter what! Albums, huh? Movie tickets, huh? I’ll buy them! I’ll buy them! I’ll buy them all!!! Wait, why is this song... so good? Damn it, that movie made me cry!