The Most Unlucky Tang Monk in History

Other people's time travels are just like car accidents, lightning strikes, etc., But I'm awesome, I was caught by a lure... Barefoot Immortal: "To make a long story short, no matter what your name was before, from today on you will be called Tang Seng" Zhu Bajie: "Secretary Gao, send 10 of my special planes over, and ask Rolls-Royce to buy 100 new cars, and ask them to find a way to deliver them to me within half an hour. Then, send 2,000 people from my secretariat and security department to come over and take my master and senior brothers for a good visit. Make arrangements immediately!" Tang Monk: "Damn fat man, why did Kong Yiji appear? Please explain to me. Am I here to learn scriptures or to read modern texts?" Captain Jia: "What nonsense?" "Wukong, help me see where there are monsters in front of me. I want to take a bath." "Good guy, the monster worked hard to clean you up and wanted to eat Tang Monk, but you used his house as a bathing center..."