Sword Immortal: Starting by Driving the System Mad

Su Ran once built a business empire worth hundreds of billions. Just as his career reached its peak, he suddenly died of cancer.

After death, he transmigrates to a cultivation world and gains a “Sword Immortal System.”

System: Five divine weapons lie ahead. Walk 500 meters to claim them.

Su Ran turns and walks away.

System: You have gone off course. I have recalculated your route. Turn around and walk 500 meters ahead.

Su Ran: System, shut down!

System: Host, flirt with a girl and you’ll receive ten martial arts manuals.

Su Ran: What would I need women for? System, explode on the spot!

System: ??‍?

Su Ran: System, did you crash?

System: I!%?...

Su Ran: System, did you encounter a bug?

P.S. I want to become an immortal. What’s that got to do with you?