I, River God of Honghuang, Grow Stronger by Keeping a Diary

At Flower-Fruit Mountain in the Eastern Divine Continent.

“Monkey from years ago~ Did you drop this golden cudgel, this silver cudgel, or this iron rod?”

“I dropped the iron rod in the first place!”

At the Heavenly Court, by the Celestial River.

“Nezha from years ago~ Did you drop this golden Wind Fire Wheel, this silver Wind Fire Wheel, or this broken wheel that’s gone out?”

“Waaah! Give me back my Wind Fire Wheels!”

At Chang’an River in the Great Tang of the Eastern Lands.

“Young... cough, cough, cough. Short and ugly man~ Did you drop this golden man, this silver man, or this man wearing the top scholar’s robe and frantically calling for help?”

“You ruined everything!”

(This blurb is short and feeble. Please head to the main story!)