I, River God of Honghuang, Grow Stronger by Keeping a Diary

Flower Fruit Mountain, Eastern Divine Continent.

“Monkey from years past, did you drop this golden staff, this silver staff, or this iron rod?”

“The one I dropped was the iron rod!”

Heavenly Court, Celestial River.

“Nezha from years past, did you drop this golden ring, this silver ring, or this broken ring that’s gone out?”

“Waaah! Give me back my Wind-Fire Wheels!”

Chang'an River, Great Tang of the Eastern Land.

“Young... cough, cough, short and ugly man, did you drop this golden man, this silver man, or this man in the top scholar’s robe, desperately calling for help?”

“You ruined my plans!”

(This synopsis is short and not very good. Please read the actual story!)