I, the Prehistoric River God, Become Stronger by Writing a Diary

Dongsheng Shenzhou, Huaguo Mountain. "Monkey from years ago, did you drop this golden cudgel, this silver cudgel, or this iron rod?" "What I dropped was originally an iron rod!"... Heaven, Tianhe. "Nezha from years ago~ Did you drop this golden fire wheel, this silver fire wheel, or this extinguished useless wheel?" "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Give me back my hot fire wheel!"... Eastern Tang Dynasty, Chang'an River. "Young... Cough, cough, short man! Did you lose this golden man, or this silver man, or this man wearing the No. 1 Scholar's robe and frantically calling for help?" "Bad my good deeds!" (The introduction is short and weak, please move to the main text!)