I'm Really a Good Person

Even if the whole world slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, looks down on me, despises me, hates me, and deceives me, I, Wu Chu, will insist on being a truly good person.

No more talk. It's mealtime again.

The neighbor's chickens have multiplied like crazy again. As the county magistrate, I'm going to help the villagers deal with their food surplus. They're so moved that they're in tears!

I believe that under my governance, both the countryside and the towns will become warm and harmonious places, where lost items are left untouched and doors remain unlocked at night.

Even Heaven is moved to tears by me, adding water to the chicken soup I just made. It dotes on me alone, afraid I won't have enough to drink!

This only makes me even more certain:

I truly am a good person who moves both the people and Heaven!

This book is also known as I'm Definitely Not a Local Emperor and Even Less a Bandit, Tyrant, or Living King of Hell.

I'm warning you not to spread rumors! I'll sue you for defamation. You're all slandering me!

I, I, I, Wu Chu, will never coexist with evil! (shouting)