The Ultra-Cool Big Shot Is Flirting Through the Screen Again

[A roguish, wild woman disguised as a man, who fights her way through the apocalypse vs. an all-around capable man who’s delicate and frail, with nothing but money]

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Also known as My Apocalypse Getaway: My Backpack Is Full of Dresses

Also known as I’m a Whaling Tycoon Raising a Kid in a Mobile Game

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Sang Nuo thought that passing as a man and growing up to age twenty as the eldest son of the Sang family was already absurd enough. She never expected anything more ridiculous: she suddenly found herself inside an apocalypse survival game.

Zombies attack.

Other people pull guns and all kinds of survival gear from their backpacks. When Sang Nuo reaches into hers, she pulls out a Disney princess ball gown.

Sang Nuo: This is just ridiculous!

Camping out in the wilderness.

Other people have backpacks full of bread, fries, and even ketchup. When Sang Nuo feels around in hers, she finds it stuffed with little dresses from some luxury brand.

Sang Nuo: This is just ridiculous!

Seriously injured.

Other people have everything from bandages and ointments to scalpels in their backpacks. Hers is still full of nothing but freaking dresses!!!

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Sang Nuo: I’m done. Whatever. Maybe I was supposed to be wearing the wrong outfit for the plot. I should’ve been in a modern urban fashion-world heroine’s story, but instead I ended up in an apocalypse where just keeping your clothes on is a luxury.

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Little does she know that outside the screen...

Genius designer Ji Tingshen opens the game shop again: My baby’s clothes are so ugly. How can I buy her some new ones?

Other players: ...Shouldn’t the first thing to worry about in this game be what to do if your kid gets eaten by zombies?

Ji Tingshen: My baby’s so pretty. She’d look even prettier in a pink dress!

Other players: ...It’s the middle of winter. You don’t have to buy her only dresses.