Fellow Taoist, Don't Leave

"Fellow Taoist, don't leave. Please let me touch you." "Your Excellency, please be careful with your vulgar language." "Brother, don't worry, just touch it if you say you can." "How dare you, Shuzi? You will accept your fate!" Qualifications? Kung Fu? Dharma door? All that, you thought was yours, but now it's mine. The vast world is filled with gods and Buddhas. Let me hear this: Fellow Taoist, don't leave.