I Never Meant to Make It in Showbiz

As a girl, I accidentally clicked on it and read a little bit. I was disgusted. The male protagonist's three views were really disgusting for a girl. I couldn't agree with it and silently left.

A reminder for those who haven't read it, this book is a kind of "renaissance" in street stall literature and online novels written more than ten years ago. It contains almost all the jokes and routines of urban literature at that time. The combination of urban soldier king + miracle doctor + rebirth entertainment. Infinite harem, a collection of female sisters, queens, goddesses, college students, female police officers, female bodyguards, girls next door, and probably mature women in the future. I don't know if there are mothers and daughters. (In the past, there would definitely be a political boss or the only daughter of a boss, but now there is probably no such thing) Classic routines, multi-layered vests, various coincidences and dramatic conflicts. In the beginning, the infatuated heroine promises to cure her illness. She has the aura of a king. She is inherited by a master by chance. She realizes Taoism in the prison dragon field. She has various underground brothers. She recovers her past life memories. She single-handedly trains the queen. She is a hero who rescues beauties when no matter what happens. When there is trouble, she is possessed by the King of Soldiers. (There are all of them, I am convinced) If you have been reading for a long time, you should feel a knowing smile when you see the familiar routines. If you haven't read anything similar before, think carefully. There are many poisonous points. This is either a logical article or the most mindless ancient novel.

The finale is that the protagonist returns to prison for tax evasion.

Author, listen to me, you have a much better future if you write pornographic articles than if you write this crappy internet article!

The current recommendation of Qidian only depends on the follow-up reading of paying readers. If a new book wants to break out of the new book period, it is indispensable to promote the recommendation. Without recommendations to attract more readers, the performance after being put on the shelf will definitely not be good. The current mechanism is that books with poor performance will not even be given perfect attendance awards. To put it bluntly, it is to force the books with poor performance to be cut, and then start new books. Big Bird really wants to finish writing this book, so I ask everyone for your support! ! !

The author must be a virgin... It's a miracle that this book is on the monthly ticket list Can you tell me how the title of your novel is related to its content? The protagonist is a stallion who thinks with his lower body.

In the beginning, he pretended to be a fool all the way out of prison, and then he recovered after being treated in prison, his ex-girlfriend had an abortion and disappeared, he became a disciple of a miracle doctor, and he practiced Qi.

Isn't it good to have a single female protagonist? As soon as I finished eating Tian Xiaotang, I immediately said that I am an unmarried person. When I read it before, I really didn't think about rebirth. I just thought that the male protagonist was a scumbag, but he was not as "" as this one. Maybe I couldn't keep up with my ideological level.

Oh my god, there are 5 female protagonists in 70,000 words, and a bunch of female supporting characters. Is this a candid novel?

No need to read it, just write some thoughts This book is very good for people who like harem literature. In the current environment, there are very few harems, and most of them are just side-effects and flirtations. In addition to the content of the harem, the story of the character image has a sense of life's unpredictable circumstances, ups and downs, and unpredictable fate. To name a few characters The four-person ensemble cast Jing Guangwei and Chen Tao Just because I was lucky, I didn't leave Xu Yun early. As a result, I had women working in RVs, and I didn't lose them because of my duty As for Xiang Chun and Wang Xiaohui, Xiang Chun had some ability, but he left when he saw that Xu Yun was not good enough and missed it. Later, he sent his daughter to fawn over Xu Kai's bright future, but because of greed, Wang Xiaohui had evil intentions and failed miserably. Wang Xiaohui even harmed others and himself and committed suicide The three members of Big Bird's band, Da Xiong Daqi, actually didn't have any ability, but because of their good character, they waited until Xu Kai turned around. Without the cheating pig's feet, they couldn't do it, and Han Mingze had no ability. He was arrogant and arrogant, and in the end he lost completely, but he was not completely finished. He met Gao Hailong at the lowest point, and found Hu Yingzi as a destination, which was considered a good ending for ordinary people Hu Yingzi's background conditions were not good, and he was teased in various ways and even brought up children who didn't know whose children he was, but It was at the lowest point that he encountered a reversal, and he had hope because of Gao Hailong Hu Man, who has good looks, acting skills, and a good character, completely ruined himself because of career and love. If it weren't for love, Hu Man could still go up and get the perfect destination, but in the end he lost his former life because of Pan Xiaowei She has lost her marriage, lost her body, and has no choice but to embark on a road of no return. As long as she has a friend to help her, she will not be on the road to escape. This thing will be nothing in the end Liu Yanan has never appeared in this, but this is her story. A mistress can fight hard to get into business school and study hard. After learning her ability, she found her true destiny and became a strong woman. She gained a career and a son. However, in the end, she was harmed by Jin and lost everything and died with hatred. It has to be said that fate is a twist. However, Jin Zaomu, a village tyrant, turned his fortune around. From the black coal mine to wind real estate, he became worth billions. Although The realm is still low, but he doesn't have everything. He is better than most others Zhang Yang, a loan shark in an underground casino who is similar to him, is a gangster who has worked his way up to the wealthy ranks through hard work. He can even handle elite women with good abilities like Chen Ruoxi, the sweet girl of heaven, but he fell down because of his arrogance. In the hands of security guards Chen Ruoxi wanted to be capable and ambitious, but she almost failed. If it weren't for Xu Kai, she would probably have become Zhang Yang's plaything and money-making tool. She couldn't get out of the trap in the casino, and once she got out, she would immediately become a rich woman worth hundreds of millions. The fate of life is so unpredictable. Long Zijin, a truly talented and strong woman, almost fell into a trap because of the scumbag Wei Jinpeng, but Wei Jinpeng was cheated to death by Shi Jiaxian and other victimized women. Shi Jiaxian himself had been beaten and crippled, but he regained his future in life because of Shi Jiahui. Shi Jiahui and Shi Jiaxian have similar personalities, but their fates are indeed quite different. Even Zhang Zhiwei met Xu Kai because of Zhu Bing's help, otherwise it would be difficult for him to have a future. Ordinary people like Hu Man without the help of noble people can't even stand up. The ups and downs of the world make people sigh. The same goes for Qi Qiaoqiao and Zhang Gong. The ups and downs of life are only revealed when they meet a pig's foot. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and most people are struggling. Many of the character stories in this book are like a fucked-up life. Without Xu Kaikuan, heroines such as Dong Ni, Yang Xinchun, and Haitang would have difficulty getting up. Even Fan Linglong would have difficulty grasping the fate of life.