My Brother Is Obviously a Loser, but He Is Too Confident

The God of War on the Toilet can actually be changed to the God of War on Smoking. Holding a cigarette and being in the absolute realm is better than the toilet. . .

There is a lot of water. I don't know if it will be watery after it is put on the shelves. I am worried to death.

The difference between ordinary people and normal authors and water gods. How to water 1. How ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. Normal author's writing: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. 3. How Water God writes: Today is March 234, 2025. I wrote this in my notebook. One hour has passed since the power outage notified by the neighborhood committee. The top priority now is that I need to prepare a flashlight that can shine. Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt an uneasy feeling in my heart. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I faced the empty space inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. Where is life without trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Who has ever heard of such a thing? How could I allow it to happen when no one has ever heard of it? ? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! It's just... Making a choice is really, really hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky. Thinking of this, I am speechless... But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, after this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it. I pressed the switch of the flashlight and it turned on. The brightness of this flashlight, which only relies on the power generated by the AA battery to provide energy, is undoubtedly weak compared to lithium battery flashlights. But this does not hinder its value to me. Physics teacher Einstein Chen once explained this principle to me. Unfortunately, I have forgotten that the human brain is a good thing. It will always quietly forget something as time goes by. Those memories can be painful and unforgettable, but they can also be so ordinary. So I don't have any expectations for the brightness of the No. 1 Battery. It can barely illuminate enough to see, but it flickers a little, reminding me of the danger of darkness. In such a dark environment, the abnormality of the flashlight is simply fatal. The steady flashing flashlight light affected my breathing. I was actually very nervous. The split ends of the thirteenth hair on the right side, near my right ear and my temple, along the corner of my eye, were all consciously closed and twisted into a ball. My armpits were wet with sweat, and the exposed body odor exposed my panic and anxiety. At this time, I had to calm down and swallowed a sip of water subconsciously. I was not sure if the saliva was there. I have bad breath. Although I am still chewing two two-dollar Green Arrow chewing gum, I can no longer think about anything else in such a tense environment. Take a deep breath, stay calm, okay, continue, think like Putin the Great, think about how to deal with this problem, first of all, it needs to be divided into three steps: step one... Two... Three...(I don't want to write it down, I am going to end it). Oh no! Wait, where did I get my girlfriend from? How can a normal person carry around AA batteries!

Chen Dongfeng is probably very powerful. He has three states. Only premature baby is permanently passive, and the others are active skills. Chapter 46 also said that Chen Dongfeng knows that he has great power but cannot use it. Is it possible that Chen Dongfeng's two pretense Skills are not given by the system, but are brought about by his own powerful state. Chen Dongfeng's strong strength is determined by the state of a premature infant, which is like a lock that locks his strength firmly in his body. He has no strength but can only rely on his momentum to coax people.

Generally speaking, there is always one book that will die in a double book.

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​                                                                                                                           Viewed through the eyes of Sanke. When viewed through the eyes of most people, this world view is actually normal. It is a positive and uplifting story of everyone uniting to fight against aliens. The hippie story is actually the author's profound irony. And everything is abnormal when encountering Sanke, such as the pocket of the purple sweater that the author repeatedly emphasizes, the strange but delicious egg fried rice, and the buff that only she can fight against the system. Sanke is the final boss! ! ! And Chen Dongfeng seems to be abnormal, but slowly look at it, he is actually a person who is truly talented but his strength is inexplicably suppressed and he is unwilling to accept his fate. This can be seen from the fact that momentum is the most representative of strength, and only between life and death can he break through. There is also a special emphasis on the permanent inability to change in the introduction of the first skill, but in the test, the skill flashed several times. After that, the suppression of the first skill became larger, indicating that the skill is changeable. And among all the skills, I think the emergence of the system is actually to cover up the first skill. All other skills are actually Chen Dongfeng's natural abilities as a genius. The fourth skill, which seems funny, should actually be a patch added by the system because Chen Dongfeng is so strong that others cannot hurt him.                                                                                                       all these seemingly funny skills are actually the suppression of real human geniuses by the boss behind the scenes ( Chen Dongfeng is a genius can be deduced from his muttering to himself). The introduction of the first skill has already told us this. Nine months premature birth? This is definitely an irony, and I don't believe that a person who has been practicing for more than ten years can't change his combat effectiveness at 5. The author seems to be funny, but in fact the world view is extremely huge. The author only changed the jokes and jokes in the previous revisions of the book. This time, he may have to change the world view before his mentality collapses. It's a pity, a pity.

The Qidian book collection activity is going to be deleted. Wait, there are three travelers, the curse is over 🤔

Author, you can look elsewhere for development. There are quite a lot of young people reporting from Qidian.

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The protagonist travels to Nalan Yanran, awakens the female villain system, breaks off the engagement and violently attacks Xiao Yan, kills Gu Xun'er, destroys eight ancient tribes, destroys Canaan College, kills Yao Lao, Xiao Zhan, Xiao Yu, and Zi Yan, captures Queen Medusa, and kills the entire Xiao family. From now on, I am Empress Nalan. The title of the book: Full level swordsmanship in the beginning to pierce through the heavens. Come and take a look, just click in to read.

The protagonist is reborn as Tang San. He refuses to be a master at the beginning, marries Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue's mother and daughter, makes Xiao Wu a licking dog, joins the Wuhun Palace, supports the Wuhun Palace to unify the two empires, and angers his father Tang Hao to death. A different protagonist Tang San, who does not join Shrek, captures Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, and brutally tortures Yu Xiaogang and Dai Mubai. Come and take a look, just click in to watch.

Chen Sanke

I guess the numbers were very accurate and the momentum was very grand, and then it was accurate to 5.00. When it was done, everyone was shocked. What kind of control? Anyway, just be enlightened.

I almost forgot

Chapter 71: Beheading Operation After dozens of loud noises, along with the gradually dissipating smoke, the "Giants of Beasts" appeared. "It's actually the Sword Master and his troops who are here!?" The examiner clenched his fists and said dryly. Even though he had been prepared for it, he and even the entire Qingshan City had underestimated the determination of all races to kill the second "Yi Bahuang". "Quick, go and protect Chen Dongfeng!" Dean Qingwu didn't care too much. He knew that the only target of Wanzu was Chen Dongfeng. Even if he risked his life today, he still had to save Chen Dongfeng. In the distance, Ah Wuyisi looked at the humans below who were as small as insects and ants. It knew that such a weak race was like a grassland. If it was not burned out, it would continue to grow, multiply, and make a comeback. However, this is human territory after all. Even if it is a sword master, even if its troops have arrived, the time left for it is still very short. It has sensed that several powerful auras are coming from afar. "There is only one goal, kill Dongfeng·chen, we must fight quickly." Following Ah Wuyisi's instructions, the giant beasts began to charge! "Hurry, evacuate the audience quickly..." "Mom, Mom! Come and save me..." "Even Chen Dongfeng will have diarrhea when faced with the attack of ten thousand tribes?" The people who were originally watching the battle in a lively manner are already panicking. Yes, they are just a group of scum with insufficient fighting ability [30]. Now that they are told that ten thousand tribes have attacked, how can they not panic? For a time, the venue was in chaos, with people crying and shouting, and some even fainted from their eyes. "Someone, please help me unlock the handcuffs." Chen Sanke sat upright in the auditorium, as if she had a chance to win. Of course, please ignore what she said and the hand cuffed to the railing. (The follow-up of this chapter has not been edited yet, thank you for watching)

It's so disgusting. I'm not allowed to write this or that. Who will write the book in the future?

It's really embarrassing. It's really embarrassing to watch later. I keep doing this all the time and I always feel like something is wrong but I can't explain it.

I really feel like this book might become a god

It is suspected that the author has a trumpet. The author once typed his name wrongly and typed it as Chen Yu, and the training system is also powerful.

Why is it that the daily guide also recommends eunuch books?

Brother, why don't we switch to Tomato? It's easier for Shenhe over there. If you switch, tell your brothers that this curse is great. I've been waiting for four years to come here. I really like it.

After the new year, Eunuch has finished the book 😰

I have read this book, Eunuch. Change the name and reissue it? But there are still some changes

What a pity this book, ugh😔

Suddenly I remembered this book, which became shorter and shorter with more revisions 🙂🙂 I remember asking for rectification before, and it seemed that I couldn't write about SNP's lower three ways, but recently I became more and more opposed to that ~ 😜 It's quite good-looking, I feel like it's a bit funny and nonsensical in three lines, but there's no sarcastic reflection ~

Just chased and found the treasure. The character of this protagonist is not a king, right?

What a pity. This book is obviously very funny. Why didn't I write it?

Why is Mao's novel so good not updated?

Take a look at the beginning. Of the three golden fingers of my brother, the first one is negative (because I heard that he was born prematurely, so his combat power is only 5 waste), but among all the people, only my sister thinks that my brother is a waste, so because my sister thinks that my brother is a waste for being born prematurely, my brother really becomes a waste. The first chapter deliberately describes that the sister saw that her brother's attack power was only 5, so she thought that her brother was a waste. In fact, this was not the case. The author deliberately misled.

Chen family😁😁