Honghuang: I, Kunpeng, Become a Saint on the Spot

In the Northern Darkness lives a fish called Kun. The Kun is so huge you can’t fit it in a pot. It transforms into a bird called Peng. The Peng is so huge it takes two barbecue grills: one for steaming, one for spicy grilling. Grab a bottle of Snow beer, and let’s take on the world. “Out with it! I am the Northern Darkness Kunpeng. Who dares plot against me?!” After transmigrating to the time after Great God Pangu created the world, but before the Dragon-Han Tribulation, I became the lord of the Northern Darkness Sea: the Northern Darkness Kunpeng! From then on, The human realm, the underworld, the immortal realm, even the heavens beyond the heavens and the Sea of Chaos, all are places where I, Northern Darkness Kunpeng, can roam freely and attain transcendence! But first... “North Sea Black Tortoise, you’re on door duty!” “Hong Yun, you lousy do-gooder, I’m not letting you off!” “Jieyin, Zhunti, Yuanshi, Dijun, Taiyi...” “You lot better just wait and see! I, Kunpeng, swear I won’t end up a tragic loser!”