The Top-Tier Star Has Set His Sights on Me

Blurb One: Shen Yinxia is a rookie actress, dutifully doing grunt work on set, when the manager of an award-winning actor suddenly asks if she wants to fake a couple pairing with him.

Shen Yinxia: “???”

Has the other guy lost his mind?

After weighing her options, Shen Yinxia ungraciously agrees. Before long, the Qingxia couple is all the rage, and their fans are going wild. The studio that’s usually quicker than everyone else online is nowhere to be seen. Did they go up a mountain or lose their internet? Why haven’t they come out to clear things up?

#QingxiaCoupleRumoredToBeDating#

The post even includes a GIF taken from a bizarre angle, showing Shen Yinxia practically draped over Xu Qingyan.

The two people involved are baffled. They were just rehearsing a scene!

After a gossip account weighs in, Xu Qingyan’s fans descend on Shen Yinxia’s Weibo and tear her to shreds. She’s so scared that she rushes to post a clarification.

Xu Qingyan replies: “They really did hug, and the kiss was real too. Don’t scare her away.”

The post sends the CP fans into a frenzy, sets the fandom ablaze, and shoots straight to number one on the trending list.

Shen Yinxia: “...” I must be using this app wrong.

Blurb Two: A year later, the Qingxia couple are once again rumored to be dating.

Both fandoms remain calm and composed: “Mm... It took a year, but they finally got together.”

Haters: “They’re not a good match. They’ll break up sooner or later.”

The fans won’t stand for that and fire back at the haters.

Meanwhile, Xingyue Media, one of the entertainment industry’s biggest companies, posts: “Not sharing an artist’s photo, just popping in. The boss says we’re standing up for our little princess.”

A top-tier star posts: “No photo, just popping in to stand up for my little sister.”

The founder of an internationally renowned perfume brand posts: “No preview, just popping in to stand up for my daughter-in-law.”

The haters: “...”

In the end, I was the only clown. One-on-one romance.