Lying Flat in Jinshan Temple, Tang Monk Eavesdropped on His Heart

Name: Lying Flat in Jinshan Temple, Tang Monk Eavesdropped on His Heart
Author: Attack of Salted Duck Eggs

躺平金山寺，被唐僧偷听心声

by Attack of Salted Duck Eggs (进击的咸鸭蛋)

Status: Completed
Length: 51k Words
Genre: Cultivation
Audience: Male
Subgenre: Mythic Cultivation
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Unexpectedly, Wu Tian traveled to the world of Journey to the West and became the direct disciple of Elder Faming of Jinshan Temple. Binding the lying down system, I thought it would skyrocket. However, after ten years of rolling dice, the red luck entry did not appear once. Until one day ten years later, Wu Tian suddenly threw three red innate entries. "Six impure roots: All spiritual root qualifications +20, mind power -30, spirit -10." "Tian Envy Yingcai: Comprehension +30, cultivation growth rate +20%, life span -20, health -20" "Reincarnation of Luo Hou: The speed of practicing demon and magic skills is increased by 50%, the speed of practicing Tao and Buddhist skills is -30%, and the twelve-level world-destroying black lotus (sealed state)" A young novice named Jiang Liuer was arranged to take care of Wu Tian. [Is this the reincarnation of the legendary Golden Chanzi? Apart from looking like a young lady, there's nothing special about it. By the way, can you really live forever after eating Tang Monk's meat? Why don't you try the effect? What's wrong with him? Doesn't he seem very smart? No matter what, it's just a piece of meat. Mental retardation won't be contagious, right? What does Tang Monk meat taste like? "Ah~~~" Jiang Liu'er covered his ears and screamed, running out of the meditation room.

Reader comments

Did the author sell his account to the studio or let the studio share the author's share? Is the author serious about this kind of subject matter?
15 likes4y ago
... Although it looks like an assembly line product, there is something in the content. . .
15 likes4y ago
Wasn't Tang Monk supposed to be born after Li Shimin came to power? Why was the Sui Dynasty born before it fell?
7 likes4y ago
These all belong to the studio, right? The author has sold his account, right?
4 likes4y ago
Tang Monk was taking the Western Sutra and met a little Sha Monk on the way. Take off your pants and beat the monster. Tang Sanzang takes the West Meridian Road and catches Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong leads his family, followed by a little white dragon. Zhu Bajie fell in love with Little White Dragon and wanted to capture it and make it into a lantern. The Bone Demon looks at Zhu Bajie and wants to have some fun with him. Little Bailong likes the Bone Demon and wipes away the tears from the corner of his mouth. Sha Seng shook his head and said, Sun Wukong, you have big eyes. Zhu Bajie rides on the little white dragon and calls him "Big Brother". Tang Monk pulled Sun Wukong and squinted his eyes to peek at the little white dragon. Sha Monk took the White Bone Essence and wrapped it around his neck three times and it was quite loose. The White Bone Demon looked at Zhu Bajie and wanted to follow him into the sky. Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva. Wuzhishan got it all in one move.
3 likes4y ago
It's a good book and there are no problems so far. Just a bit short
2 likes4y ago
Not bad, good, duck eggs!
2 likes4y ago
You big dick, I even imagined that the protagonist replaced Wu Tian and entered Lingshan, but you suddenly became a dick!
2 likes4y ago
I cried. I lost 15,000 coins in the follow-up investment...
2 likes4y ago
Duck egg thorn picture
2 likes4y ago
I was addicted to it as soon as I watched it, it was short and weak
1 like4y ago
Is it enough to make just one return of money? Don't keep trying?
4y ago