Lie Flat at Jinshan Temple, Eavesdropping on Tang Monk's Thoughts

Name: Lie Flat at Jinshan Temple, Eavesdropping on Tang Monk's Thoughts
Author: The Attack of the Salted Duck Egg

躺平金山寺，被唐僧偷听心声

by The Attack of the Salted Duck Egg (进击的咸鸭蛋)

Status: Completed
Length: 51k Words
Genre: Cultivation
Subgenre: Mythic Cultivation
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Qidian

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Wu Tian awoke from a long dream and found himself transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West, where he became the personal disciple of Elder Faming of Jinshan Temple. Bound to a lie-flat System, he thought he'd soar to greatness. But after rolling dice for ten years, he still hadn't rolled a single red fortune trait. Then, one day ten years later, Wu Tian suddenly rolled three red innate traits. “Unfocused Mind: All spiritual root aptitudes +20, willpower -30, spirit -10.” “Envy of Heaven: Comprehension +30, cultivation speed +20%, lifespan -20, health -20.” “Reincarnation of Rahu: Demon and devil cultivation techniques +50% cultivation speed; Daoist and Buddhist techniques -30%; Twelfth-Grade World-Destroying Black Lotus (sealed).” A young novice monk named Jiang Liu'er was assigned to look after Wu Tian. 【So this is the legendary reincarnation of the Golden Cicada? Aside from looking like a little kid, there's nothing special about him. They say eating Tang Monk's flesh grants immortality. Should I try it and see?】【What's wrong with him? He doesn't seem too bright. Never mind, it's just a piece of meat. Surely stupidity isn't contagious? I wonder what Tang Monk's flesh tastes like.】 “Ah~~~” Jiang Liu'er clapped his hands over his ears and shrieked as he ran out of the meditation room.