After Divine Punishment: My Laid-Back Life Has a Strange Vibe

Ever since Heaven punished him, everything has gone haywire for this lazy fellow... As long as he sleeps, his cultivation shoots up like crazy. As long as he works hard, his progress plummets at lightning speed. When he attacks, his opponent doesn't take damage, they get healed! Even his encounters with girls are bizarre. “The moon is so enchanting tonight. What do you think we should do?” “Hmm, how about we go spear a watermelon together?” Also known as: My Life as a Slacker Got Turned Upside Down; The Daily Life of the King of Reversals; I Became Invincible After Heaven Punished Me; Here's the Truth: I Cultivate the Heavenly Way in Reverse; Is This Shameless Author Trying to Make Me Laugh Myself to Death So He Can Inherit My Huabei Debt?; and You'd Need a decade-long blood clot in your brain to come up with this...