The Saint Directly Taught Me How to Cultivate Immortality

Every night when I go to bed, the saint comes out to give me lessons. Just go to class, shouldn't you teach me how to cultivate to immortality? I, why are you holding the General Outline of Chemistry in your hand? To practice alchemy, you must first know the chemical equation. Yuanshi Tianzun taught me Chinese? You still need to learn Chinese, as long as you have a mouth. Tongtianjiao teaches me physics? How many newtons of force can split the earth? I don't know how to answer this question. Nuwa teaches me biology? This is okay, hehehe. Patriarch Bodhi taught me mathematics? What! 1+1 Equals 4, are you kidding me? Master Zhunti teaches me my thoughts and morals? I have such a noble moral character that I still need teaching.