I Paid a Hundred Billion in Taxes, and Heaven Begged Me to Sell Its Servers from the Start

Li Xuan founded a company that went years without making a profit, yet produced countless creations. Though it seemed like an unremarkable little business, it had the international giants by the throat. Teng Teng Bu Xun: “Would you sell us the rights to your latest game? Name your price. I won't haggle...” Feitian Yadi: “Please... sell us your automotive chips. We'll pay anything...” Cloud Computing: “Why is our computing power so terrifying? Because... I spent thirty billion buying an optimizer... You ask why we can't compute anything now? Because Boss Li heard me bragging and canceled the deal, sob...” Little Sun Smart IA: “You ask why our supercomputer went from number one in the world to dead last? You'll have to ask... why Li Xuan decided to end our partnership!” When reporters showed up, Li Xuan said, “Tax evasion? Not a chance... I pay every cent in full, and then some. We're already the world's biggest taxpayer. You ask why?” Li Xuan gazed mysteriously toward the horizon. That was something you'd have to ask the System about.