Great Tang: From the Start, I Beat Up Li Er for Stealing Potatoes

Please support my new book, Peeking at My Diary, Cao Cao Takes Control of the Three Kingdoms In the second year of the Zhenguan era, Tang is beset by troubles at home and abroad... Ever since awakening the System at the age of eight, Gou Changsheng has followed its guidance and grown into a carefree slacker devoted to health and longevity. Until one dark and stormy night, Changsun Wuji brought Li Shimin to the manor to steal potatoes. After seeing all kinds of new things at Gou Changsheng's place, Li Er felt as though a door to another world had swung open. Li Shimin: “Come serve in the court. I'll make sure you want for nothing.” Gou Changsheng: “Your Majesty, in theory, most of the delicacies and distilled liquor come from my family.” Li Shimin: “Come serve in the court. I'll make sure your name goes down in history.” Gou Changsheng: “Your Majesty, with my specialties and inventions, I'll make a name for myself across the universe sooner or later.” Li Shimin: “Then what exactly do you want?” Gou Changsheng: “Your Majesty, I've dreamed of making every land beneath the sun and moon part of Tang.” From then on, the prosperous Tang dynasty that had once welcomed tribute from every nation was no more. In its place stood a Tang Empire that beat every nation until they cried for their mothers!