A Toast of Green Tea to Madam

Everyone hates green tea types and avoids them like the plague, but you’re rushing right in, saying you want to help one? No, listen to me explain. I only meant to use him as an excuse to get out of trouble. He’s no good anyway. I was going to ditch him afterward and toss the tea leaves away, doing everyone a favor. I didn’t expect this cup of green tea to be so refreshing and delicious, or that it could clear free radicals, slow aging, and boost immunity. So I just drank it myself...