My System Loves to Play Tricks

Other people's systems, pretending to slap people in the face, summoning gods... And Lin Dong's system... "Young people don't respect martial ethics and sneak up on me, an old man in his seventies!" "Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the martial arts Pinecone Bean Lightning Five Continuous Whip!" "If God had not given birth to me, Lu Niuma, my sword would be as long as the night!" "Ding! Congratulations on getting the prototype of Sword Intent!" … Lin Dong: "Stop making jokes, I'm going to die laughing!"