This Thing About a Certain College

"Whether people believe it or not, this college has almost become the lifeline of the entire human civilization... Humanity can live without a coalition government, but it must not live without a certain college... A certain college has become the academic center of the earth - mysticism, science, biology, linguistics, civilization and customs... In this dark age, as long as a certain college still exists, the fire of human civilization can continue..." - Excerpt from "Exploration and Discussion about a Certain College"