
Thirty Years of Feeling Corpses at the Funeral Parlor
我在义庄摸尸的三十年
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 534k Words
- Genre
- Gaming
- Subgenre
- Game System
- Updated
- 5y ago
- English
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255Chapters
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The book is actually quite well-written, but the premise is a bit bizarre. For example, there's no rule about touching a dead prisoner, because you're searched as soon as you enter. That's not the main issue, though. The main problem is that the "golden finger" (advantage point/power) wasn't used effectively. Shouldn't the practice of touching corpses be abolished?
At your current pace, how long can you possibly coast through thirty years? 😒
Why not search the body before killing someone? Why only search the corpse after death? Also, the author is truly a living saint; the water demon in Chapter Ten really saved me.
What's the point of touching a corpse? It's more like being a mortician, forensic pathologist, or coroner... And don't they search people after killing them? They leave so much gold and silver for you to touch. The protagonist's cheat abilities don't count; the author's job descriptions are problematic. It's making me dizzy. I didn't see any mortician skills designed by the author. All I saw was anyone could do it, as long as they weren't afraid to die.
Dear readers, this is not a wish-fulfillment novel. The cheat-like abilities have side effects; only by fulfilling the wishes of the deceased can these side effects be eliminated. However, the author's character design has flaws and the story is somewhat padded. Please read with caution.
Having read up to chapter 11, I have to say the author is amazing. This comment is even more amazing.
Murderers aren't afraid of death, but touching a corpse is! What rubbish! Touching a corpse brings karmic consequences, good or bad. Ordinary people who kill and touch corpses are afraid of the corpse's aura.
This novel is making me a bit tired; I don't know how many times I'll need to read Makka Pakka before I can recover.
The protagonist has warped values. He is ruthless towards humans who offend him, wiping out entire families. However, he will spare demons who want to eat him and even take them as believers. Although he seems to be doing good deeds most of the time, due to the "Record of Causes and Effects," he is likely driven by self-interest.
How can anyone survive in this world? Looting corpses is a guaranteed death sentence, and you get little money too. Besides, if you have the power, you might as well kill and rob.