The General Store That Roams the Heavens

I run a general store that can travel between all the worlds. Since it's a general store, what's wrong with having a talking rice cooker in it? There's nothing strange about having mechanical puppets, right? An artificial intelligence cobbled together from gears is perfectly normal too, isn't it? Peace Stars, mood soda, toy cameras that let you transform, things for *dreams... The whole point of a general store is that it sells a bit of everything! Whatever you want, I've got it here. Of course, that doesn't include the genuine article. /Funny face