Honghuang: From the Start, I Beat Donghuang Taiyi to a Pulp

A nondescript young man has barely transmigrated into the Primordial World when countless people begin worshipping him. Utterly bewildered, he discovers that he is actually the Primordial World's most handsome man, and has somehow become the Human Emperor... What, you're Donghuang Taiyi? I'll beat you to a pulp! What, you're one of the Longbo people? Damn you, you let others use you as a pawn to scheme against humanity. Come and die! Laozi? You want to control humanity's teachings and become the teacher of all people? Heh, you just want to siphon off humanity's fortune and become a sage, don't you? Guess whether I'll let you!