This Sect Depends Entirely on Me

First Senior Brother: “Little Junior Brother, I’ll teach you swordsmanship!”

Zhou Ling took a look, only to see that he was holding a butcher’s knife!

Second Senior Sister: “Little Junior Brother, this is an advanced cultivation technique on par with the Dao Tier!”

Zhou Ling looked again. The book clearly said “Mortal Tier, Low Grade.”

Third Senior Brother: “Let’s practice the Soul Annihilation Art!”

But he had already raised his hand to chop Zhou Ling in the neck!

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Ninth Senior Sister: “Be a good boy and swallow this laxative, I mean, pill. You’ll break through to the Dao Enlightenment Realm tomorrow!”

All the senior brothers and sisters have gone mad. The sect’s rise is all up to me!