This Sect Depends Entirely on Me

First Senior Brother: “Little Junior Brother, I’ll teach you swordsmanship!” Zhou Ling took a look, only to see that he was holding a butcher’s knife! Second Senior Sister: “Little Junior Brother, this is an advanced cultivation technique on par with the Dao Tier!” Zhou Ling looked again. The book clearly said “Mortal Tier, Low Grade.” Third Senior Brother: “Let’s practice the Soul Annihilation Art!” But he had already raised his hand to chop Zhou Ling in the neck! … Ninth Senior Sister: “Be a good boy and swallow this laxative, I mean, pill. You’ll break through to the Dao Enlightenment Realm tomorrow!” All the senior brothers and sisters have gone mad. The sect’s rise is all up to me!