Quick Transmigration: Winning Over the Female Lead Before She Turns Evil

First published on QQ Reading. A dimwitted System from one of three thousand planes accidentally follows the Creator God's orders and forcibly binds itself to a useless Host.

System: Host, do you want to be fabulously wealthy and own a mansion?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Host, do you want a golden finger and thousands of male consorts?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Host, do you want secret martial arts manuals, to reach the pinnacle of life, and to marry a beautiful, rich woman?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Then what do you want, Host?

Yu Xi: I want to be a couch potato. I just want to keep my head down and mind my own business...

...The System was at a loss. Why were other Systems' Hosts cute, talented in both literature and martial arts, wise and brave, and eager to do their missions, while its own Host was dead set on turning evil and causing trouble?

“Host, this isn't how the story goes. You should save the male lead!”

The System watched as Yu Xi crossed her arms and kicked the male lead down, intent only on making trouble.

“Host, you should listen to the heroine. Her word is law. Whatever she tells you to do, you do it. If she says go east, you can't go west...”

Before it could finish, Yu Xi spun around and slapped the white-lotus heroine, sending her storming off. She refused to follow the script at all, and the System was so upset it burst into tears.

“Host, you're supposed to team up with the leads to take down the male supporting character! Why are you helping him beat up the male lead?”

A twisted worldview, utterly out of control.