Quick Transmigration: Winning Over the Female Lead Before She Turns Evil

A dopey System from one of three thousand worlds blindly followed the Main God's orders and forcibly bound itself to a useless Host.

System: Host, do you want to be fabulously wealthy and live in a mansion?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Host, do you want a golden finger and thousands of male concubines?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Host, do you want martial arts manuals, to reach the peak of life, and to marry a rich, beautiful woman?

Yu Xi: No.

System: Then what do you want, Host?

Yu Xi: I want to be a lazy fish. I want to mind my own business...

...The System was left at a loss. Why were other Systems' Hosts cute, talented in both letters and arms, clever and courageous, and eager to do their missions, while its own Host was bent on turning evil and causing trouble?

"Host, that's not how the plot goes. You should save the male lead!"

The System watched Yu Xi fold her arms and kick the male lead away, intent only on making trouble.

"Host, you should listen to the heroine. Her word is law. Whatever she tells you to do, you do it. If she says go east, you mustn't go west..."

Before it could finish, Yu Xi slapped the white-lotus heroine, making her storm off. She refused to follow the script at all, and the System was so furious it burst into tears.

"Host, you're supposed to join the male and female leads to take down the second male lead! Why are you helping him beat up the male lead instead?"

A twisted worldview, utterly deranged.