The Age of Mysteries

Welcome, traveler! Welcome to the New Age!

This is an industrial era brimming with wealth, romance, art, and workers whose life expectancy is under fifteen.

Doesn't that sound wonderful?

But even more exciting than becoming a capitalist is combining magic and technology to improve humanity's greatest, most brilliant, most outstanding creation.

Weapons, of course! Weapons!

Always running out of bullets in your revolver? How about fitting it with an extradimensional drum magazine?

Or maybe your fire sword doesn't pack enough punch. Wouldn't strapping on a few magnetic storm coils make dragon-slaying a blast?

Or are you tired of feeling drained and unmotivated from all the fighting and killing? Then try our newest fatigue suppressant. More importantly, it took us two thousand attempts to perfect the flavor. It goes wonderfully with your morning tea!

All in all, this is an age of steam and magic, an age of miracles!

But please remember: never, ever try to uncover the secrets hidden behind it all, because the Old Gods... how should I put this? They're a bunch of petty little... (smack)