I Really Didn’t Teach the Great Sage Equal to Heaven to Rebel

“My name is Sun Wukong. My body is as hard as dark iron, I have fiery golden eyes, I’m immortal, and I can transform in seventy-two ways. One somersault cloud carries me a hundred and eight thousand li. I call myself the Handsome Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain, and I’m the monkey who once sat on the Jade Emperor’s throne!”

“My name is Sun Xiaokong. I come from Flower-Fruit Mountain, and I’m a stone monkey born of Heaven and Earth. I can’t transform in seventy-two ways, and I can’t ride a somersault cloud. All I have is a near-light-speed engine and an Armstrong cannon. I call myself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and I’m the monkey who helped the Handsome Monkey King take the Jade Emperor’s throne!”

“So what does any of that have to do with me?” Yuan Qi walked past, holding a wedge of watermelon. “I’m not going to teach monkeys how to rebel!~”