Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court

“Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten down! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s been a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong to a pulp. He’s even smashed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God suddenly stopped... He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slapped the imperial carriage. “What’s going on?” “Your Majesty, it’s already five o’clock.” “He... he’s off work...” The Jade Emperor’s mouth twitched, and despair filled his eyes. “Sound the retreat. We’ll fight again tomorrow...” “Your Majesty... The Prison God is on annual leave tomorrow.” The Jade Emperor roared, “Bring him back! As the Celestial Court’s Prison God, he must do his duty!” Taibai Jinxing stammered, “Your Majesty, the Prison God said... he said, ‘Are you telling me how to do my job?’”