I Really Just Want to Be a Salted Fish

"Ding! Your host system has been activated. Please turn on the system to enter the explosive mode!" "I don't want..." "Enabling the system can help the host hug you from left to right, and beauties will flock to you!" "I don't want..." "Activating the system can help the host quickly reach the peak of life!" "I don't want..." What system to open! I just want to be a salted fish!